Space monkey thieves strike again, by the Take 5 Writers

It’s Valentine’s Day already, and my super special deluxe box of chocolates from outer space still have not arrived for my valentine! I may have to venture into the depths of the universe to find my missing chocolates. I think the space monkeys stole my chocolates. I will need to bring them a magic banana to get my chocolates back. I hope they haven’t eaten the super-special chocolates yet.

Alas, the chocolates were stolen from the monkeys before I could get them their bananas! A plan came to mind. I decided to create a banana through an illusion to trick the monkeys. I really need that chocolate.

Sadly, my banana illusion trick failed. Luckily, I ran into Georgina, the sorceress! She gave me a giant envelope containing a secret message! When I opened it, I was surprised to see…

 …a box of magic blue bananas that I was told to give to the monkeys so they would tell me who had my super-special-deluxe box of chocolates. But it was really a trap for the monkeys.

They ate the bananas, and then the monkeys threw a luau on Mars and drank stardust smoothies with the local aliens. The humans were not invited. To heck with this.

Once I found the monkeys, I performed a series of beat-downs on their furry little bodies. I got my fur-tainted chocolates and felt awesome. 

However, they had a secret weapon: a giant banana gun. A giant banana got stuck in the barrel, leading to an explosion.

And do you have any idea what happened after the explosion? You really wouldn’t believe me if I told you, but you want to know, don’t you? Well, I guess I’ll tell you, the crazy, most insane thing that happened is…

 …that the banana gun turned into a banana split. It melted and fell on the floor.  A dog came and ate it; then it turned yellow. The dog had to go to the veterinarian to become its old self again.